February 11, 1997

Fragile Stickers

When I check my suitcase at the airport - and then I see it disappear as the conveyor belt carries it beyond the …
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December 5, 1996

Dwarfing The Bully

One thing I was never tempted to be was the neighborhood bully - you have to be big to be him. Now in the Chicago …
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December 2, 1996

It Ain't Over!

Well, some of us had to wait almost 20 years for it - but the 1996 New York Yankees finally won the World Series. Now …
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November 20, 1996

Paving Over It

I have no official statistics on what I'm about to say - only personal impressions - but I believe the State of …
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November 18, 1996

A Rattle But No Bite

Hunting season has always been big for my friend Stan. He was a pretty young man the day he and his cousin went on one …
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October 17, 1996

Avoid Spankings

My friend, Jack, has a short list of people he totally respects. He told me that recently, and then he told me who is …
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October 14, 1996

Verbal Vomit

I'll tell you what kind of airplane passenger makes an interesting neighbor - someone who has never flown before! …
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